Just Breathe...

A collection of randomnocity, bitter outrage, and life changing realness

You’re like stupid. And attractive. I feel like these are two deadly traits. Please don’t make me keel you.

Birthdays on Facebook

The whole using Facebook to wish your “friends” Happy Birthday because you can’t remember their birthday only works if you care enough to check Facebook everyday. Unfortunately, I don’t care so I oftentimes miss birthdays. Oh well.

Go Ahead Now!

I know President Obama was showing out today, but that’s alright. He better go ahead and make a change!

This is partially true. I can be a queen.

This is partially true. I can be a queen.